Cheetah Piss 🐆

Electric • Creamy • Hyper-Clear Hybrid

Cheetah Piss is a rare, evenly balanced hybrid with a reputation as bold as its name and a profile that overdelivers on every front.

Crafted from three powerhouse cultivars — the citrus pop of Lemonade, the creamy sweetness of Gelato 42, and the dense gas of London Poundcake 97 — this light-assist expression captures the full spectrum of hybrid effects in one electrifying package.

Equal parts energetic and grounding, Cheetah Piss offers a high that comes on quickly, hits cleanly, and carries you through the moment with clarity, uplift, and just enough body ease to keep everything flowing.

🔑 Key Features

THCa Content: 24.23%
Type: Even Hybrid (50/50)
Genetics: Lemonade x Gelato 42 × London Poundcake 97
Cultivation: Light-assist greenhouse, hand-trimmed, slow-cured.

🌿 Aroma 

Opening a jar of Cheetah Piss is like flipping a switch — suddenly the space fills with a bright and pungent bouquet.

Expect: Creamy fruit and sweet citrus, Sharp lemon tang, heavy diesel and nose-tingling gas.

It’s funky, bright, and wildly expressive — a modern homage to the infamous “Cat Piss” lineage, but refined and intensified.

👅 Flavor 

On the inhale, Cheetah Piss delivers a smooth ribbon of sweet cream, soft fruit, and mellow Gelato-like sweetness. The exhale pivots into sour citrus and lemon zest, with a lingering tart finish that keeps each hit feeling crisp and fresh.
The combination of sweet, sour, and gassy notes makes this strain both exotic and addictively flavorful.

🧠 Effects 

Cheetah Piss doesn’t creep — it pounces.

The onset is immediate: A bright mental surge that feels expansive and euphoric -Zero-drag clarity that sharpens focus and fuels conversation. A buzzing sense of uplift and sociability along with balanced body calm that smooths the edges without slowing momentum.

This is the hybrid for staying active, staying sharp, and staying engaged — ideal for daytime flow, creative energy, or social environments where you want a lift that’s noticeable but not overwhelming.

👁️ Appearance

Cheetah Piss stands out visually with: Bright neon-green flower, vibrant yellow-orange pistils. A thick, shimmering coat of golden-amber trichomes, dense, sticky buds that sparkle under the light.

The structure is tight and resin-rich, with a high-contrast color palette that hints at the potency within.

🧘 Ideal For

Sparking creativity and social energy
Staying engaged and upbeat throughout the day
Flavor-driven sessions with a love for citrus, cream, and gas. Those who want a hybrid that energizes without sacrificing balance

Why Cheetah Piss? 🐆

Because it’s one of the few hybrids that truly lives in the center: energetic yet grounded, creamy yet citrus-sharp, funky yet refined.

This light-assist greenhouse batch captures every facet of its lineage — the sweetness, the gas, the punch, the clarity — wrapped in a high that hits fast and stays clean.

Cheetah Piss is bold, bright, and unmistakably alive — a strain that moves at its own speed and takes you with it.

Fast. Flavorful. Fierce. 🐆

⚠️ Legal Note
Available only where high-THC cannabis is legal. Must be 21+ to purchase.
THCA and THC products cannot be shipped to: Arkansas, Idaho, Minnesota, Oregon, and Rhode Island.